December 2011
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Meeting Josh Hutcherson
Me: Will you sign this?
Josh: Sure
Josh: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Josh: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.